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rhardbeck:

me texting the bae

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rhardbeck:

me texting the bae

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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Elisabeth Moss photograhed by Matthew Welch

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Elisabeth Moss photograhed by Matthew Welch

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hante:

do I buy this for my home

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hante:

do I buy this for my home

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

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