plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

tterminallychill

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stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

tterminallychill

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dogs99999:

saddeer:

proshchai:

poor baby :(

dude

I love this boy

tterminallychill

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stonerthings:

*pours bong water on everything you have to say*

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hi:

I wish my wallet was as fat as I am

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unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

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unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

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